Dude. I have never felt more awake than I feel right now.
This is silly business XD
It is 03:21 as I begin writing this entry
That makes me think of FOB lyrics
3 2 1...We go live
Just in case you were wondering
Anyways
WHAT IS GOIN' DOWN IN MY LIFE
MY ROOM IS FINISHED. (decorating-wise at least, it is not in any way tidy yet XD)
MY BED IS V HIGH AND V RICKETY BUT IDC
I HAVE DECIDED I REALLY REALLY WANT A JOB. LACK OF FUNDS IS GETTIN' ME DOWN MON.
I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE SORT OF CUT MYSELF A FULL FRINGE. WHILST MY HAIR WAS DRY AND PROBABLY NOT IN ANY WAY STRAIGHT OR CUTTABLE. Whoops.
I'M REALLY BEGINNING TO WORRY ABOUT MY PENDING FAILURE, EXAM-WISE. NOT YET WORRIED ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY REVISE THOUGH.
I HAVE BROUGHT TO MY OWN ATTENTION THE FACT THAT I AM SHALLOWER THAN I WOULD LIKE. THIS KINDA SADDENS ME, BUT O WELL.
I HAVE MY FIRST DRIVING LESSON BOOKED WITH "CRAIG" NEXT WENESDAY (Hannah bby, I believe he is your guy also? Gimme deets etc etc)
I THINK THAT'S IT.

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HAY ELJAY.

Not posted for a while, felt like an update, plus I have some genuine progression, room-wise

IT WAS MY SEVENTEENTH LIKE, TWO WEEKS AGO. Or something. I should really make an effort to book driving lessons XD

Anyways, onwards to the point of the post :)

DRNZ. I am aware I've been misled, I disconnect my heart, my head. says:

but that was bloody funny.

Ohlordy, *attempts*

Lucky Number Slevin - I've watched this about 4 times and I still massively love it. It's so clever and intricate and of course, when stranded on a desert island, Josh Hartnett in nothing but a bath towel is always a plus XD
The Hannibal Trilogy - Yeah, this is three films (Red Dragon, The Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal) but I don't care, i could have the boxset. Regardless i love them and I think Anthony Hopkins is bloody fantastic as Dr Lecter XD. Plus, I may have to resort to cannibalism on this island, I'm sure that these films will provide substantial encouragement XD
28 Days Later - I've watched this like, once, but I fell in love with it. I think it accurately represents how we would react if some crazy 'Hunger' virus took out practically the whole world. If someone got bitten, you wouldn't wait for them to fucking change, you'd kill that bitch! And unfff, Cillian Murphy


30 Days Of Night - One of the few vampire-styled films where they haven't overly romanticized the vampires. Jesus, as much as I love Buffy the Vampire Slayer, VAMPIRES WOULD NOT BE SEXY. The way they look/speak is fabulously grotesque and it's also massively sad D=
And the brotherrrr <3
Thumbelina - Shut up. It was like my favourite childhood film and I could watch it all day. And it's like the only happy film I'd have on this damned island. Besides, how can you not love a film where the 'heart-throb' is called Cornelius. Jeez XD


ALSO ALSO U GUIZ



HASTA LA VISTA, EAR TUNNEL

so yeah, i took it out and it's pretty much back to a normalish size now
I got bored of hiding it from my dad, bored of not wearing normal pairs of earrings and just generally felt it didn't fit in with me anymore :)

ew, I've just noticed how gross my neck looks

but I can't take a better picture now, DAYUMMMM XD

over and out <3

aesthetic, baffle, catharsis, decadence, epitome, flounce,glockenspiel, haughty, intrinsic, jaunty, karma, lithe, maelstrom, narcolepsy,  opaque, paraphernalia, quench, resplendent, sanguine, tumultuous, usurp, vivacious, wiff-waff, xenon, yonder, zenith.

some of my favourites :)

I massively massively need to buy the translation of Antigone by Jean Anouilh, seeing as I cannot find it online ANYWHEREEEEE

MERRY VALENTINES DAY FOR YESTERDAY AND SUCHLIKE

Audy valentines partyyy tomorrow, should be good fun ^__^

PEACE OUT.

So, I decided to take advantage of the fact that it snowed
Rare occurence much?
Jeez, I went through so much trauma and there's like, only one picture I actually consider NOT shit

I haven't posted for like, 3 weeks.

my badd

Model: Geri XD
 

I'll do a proper Christmas picturey YAY post when I can be arsed.

As much as I love/adore/am enamoured by Christmas, December and the general winter period, i forgot that my immune system DOESN'T EXIST

I had flu like, all last week, got drunk very easily due to alcohol/paracetamol combinations, went in on Monday, died in college and came home on Tuesday and stayed off today

I'm kinda getting sick of missing college. I mean yay!freedom, but shit!catching up on work/not seeing everyone.

My chest aches from coughing mannnn

IT'S SIX WEEKS TODAY.
Between me and Power I mean. Cause i'm the nerdy date rememberererer. XD

Pointless Memory:

For years and years and years, we used to buy like, Cornettoes and Choc-ices and other refridgerated goodies for "afters" after tea. Basically - dessert. I used to always create a reason to need to come downstairs just before bed, eg wanting a drink, having a headache and needing paracetamol etc, and I used to sneak a Cornetto/choc-ice/other such product, creep back upstairs with it and eat it in bed.
My parents still don't know where all the dessert food went.
XDD.

Ive obviously not even made that many posts in my LIFE

But I felt like providing some DRAMA

I'm so screwed for christmas XD I have like NO presents at all. Whoops.

 

Pointless past memory~

For about two years from about 8-9 years old, I used to pretend I was a witch to all my friends
I kept it up all the way through school, when I went to people's houses, everywhere
I had this witch 'language' that I would speak to do 'spells'
I used to freeze sometimes, make my body go completely stiff and pretend it was some form of witch malfunction and the only way I could move again was for my friend to like, touch my arm or my shoulder.
This one time, our class went swimming and I pretended to freeze in the middle of the pool and I like, sunk down in the water because there wasn't anyone close enough at the time and got to the point where your lungs feel like they're on fire until finally Chelsea (best friend at the time) speed-swam over and touched my shoulder under the water tto make me not frozen.
Fun times XD.

I SOLEMNLY SWEAR, I AM MAKING IT MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION TO UPDATE MORE OFTEN

Even if it's with pointless shit like this XD

OKAY
MY RESULTS:

Art: A*
Maths: A*
English language: A*
History: A*
French: A* (HOW THE HELL?)
Additional Science: A*
Science: A
English Literature: A
Geography: A
IT: A
German: A
RS: B

SO PROUD :D

Anddddd
I got a B in Critical Thinking
Which was an AS level

Which is pretty darned awesome :D

OHYEAH

I GET £420

BOO-FUCKING-YAH

I'M BACK
FROM BEING A LAZY NON-UPDATER FROM THE JAWS OF DEATH

I HAVE DECIDED
I WANT A NEW LAYOUT
I'M GOING TO GO MAKE STEAL ONE





PEACE OUT